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I wondered how that one would end
How the scansion would waver and bend
But by making up words
We're as free as the Birds
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The difference between you and I
Is the distance 'twixt head and the sky
I'm tall and you're fat
And you're ugly, and that
What's the matter? Just joking! Don't cry!
There once was a London-based banker
Who kissed an old girl with a canker
He sucked out the puss
"That's disgusting!" - discuss.
"What's your cat doing there Miss Bianca?"
There was a young lady from Venus
who was startled to see her first... 'scuse me, phone... (sorry henners)
the thing 'bout it was
this bush-like brown fuzz
An unknown species and genus.
There's nothing quite like chocolate cake
For cheering you up at a wake
It's lovely and sweet
A formidable treat
Unless you eat poo by mistake
Said a cockney when down on his luck:
"Gor blimey! Strike a light! Luv-a-duck!"
"Me two plates of meat"
"ain't smellin' too sweet"
"It's becorse i trod in some dog's muck"
A maid who went out with a vicar
Thought the clergyman might like to lick 'er
She bent over a style
Gave a wink and a smile
But got pounced on by Alan Whicker
A ladybird sat on a leaf
Picking chlorophyll out of its teef
The lovely green hue
Made it do a poo
how disgusing! my goodness! good grief!
The lightning goes Flash! without noise
And the thunder frightens the kois
They leap from the pond,
but then found they'd been conned
And leap back with more grace and poise
A great big banana called John
Was in love with a beautiful swan
The swan, in return
His affections did spurn
And broke his arm in several places
There was an old lady from London
Who took part in a charity fun run
She dressed as a camel
A wonderful mammal
Though the hump made it heavy at one tonne.
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