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I wondered how that one would end
How the scansion would waver and bend
But by making up words
We're as free as the Birds
Like the soul of Henry, our late friend

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I like to dress up as a sailor and get in a longboat and bail 'er This leaky old boat Refuses to float So my plan for a cruise is a failure	Young Simon has bought a new Venus Consequences will be heinous He'll make her new arms she'll succumb to his charms But not to his enormous ('scuse me, doorbell)
A puddle's appeared in my house was it made by cat? or a mouse? I'll sniff it and see ohh, I think its pee The aroma will make me grouse	I love to eat cheese in my bed It puts nightmares into my head I remember one night As I put out the light I munched on my pillow instead
Charlotte Rampling lusts for Henry the Thirst is simply grafitti, not an opening line of a limerick. Discuss. A graffito, I think This is rubbish. I'll get my coat	There once was a man who went camping But then his leg started cramping His tent was too short And he felt like he ought to eat a fish with charlotte rampling.
'Tis time that I bid you "adieu" I'm taking a newspaper into the loo The crossword should do (Another limerick crashes and burns) Bloody hell.	I once had a large carpark 'movement' It was a massive improvement I walked with a limp The gait of a chimp Man, does anyone know where my groove went?
One TWO three four FIVE six seVEN eight, The meter to make a Lim'rick greate One TWO three four FIVE Once I caught a fish alive The scanning has now gone unstraight!!!!	When nettles grow high in the verge Well, that's when i DO get the urge To strip to my waist And slap on the paste And sing an incorrigible dirge.

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