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Assault with an Offensive Whistle
Makes a chap want to write an epistle
Don't blow it too hard
or you'll get a red card
Seems to me quite an unfair dismissal

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Assault with an Offensive Whistle Makes a chap want to write an epistle Don't blow it too hard or you'll get a red card Seems to me quite an unfair dismissal	The Sloes are all ready already Not here they ain't; we go more steady I'd say you're much sloer What? Our Jan's a goer! but she won't have them picked by Cropredy
Hurrah! Here I come, Nicosia! So hot! Discard clothes, you'll feel freer But wear a big hat And a long pink cravat And cover your blush with a be-er.	My spuds are the best in the world The allotment blue flag is unfurled My bean's done a runner But my marrow's a stunner And the shaft of my fork is all knurled
Hey! Maris did two (with one hand) I know!! I don't quite understand (with one hand) I think it's a cheat but it's also a neat way to maintain your lim'rick command	when alpacas are worried they hum and their uvulas beat like a drum their tails twitch and flutter they spit in the gutter and something might come out of their bum

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