I suppose it’s time I told you how I’m going to get rich.

It started with the PuzzleDonkey. Essentially, in constructing that site el10t, Carol and I had an idea for another one. I don’t want to tell you the idea yet, because a) it will spoil the suspense and b) someone will nick it. So for present purposes we will pretend that the idea is to build a jelly factory.

Now, we’re going to do this properly - this isn’t one of those sleazy, underground jelly factories operating from the back of a funeral parlour in Chicago. We’re doing it legit, which means starting a proper company, and registering with Companies House, and giving ourselves important sounding titles. I’m Director Genius, el10t is Director Who Talks To Bank Managers, and Carol is Director Secretary, essentially because el10t and I both bagsied not being Director Secretary before she got a chance.

It’s all terribly exciting, and I expect to be ordering my Mercedes any day now, just as soon as the first pay cheque clears. In the meantime, don’t any of you go and start a bigger, better jelly factory and put us out of business. That would be mean.