I’ve never seen you looking so freakish with your withered arms,
I’ve never seen such hairy palms.
I’ve never seen so many men ask “Have you escaped from a zoo?
“Are there surgeons that you’re planning to sue? I would if I were you.”
And I never knew that adult diapers
Could be bought that come complete with holes for tails. (It’s like a whale’s.)

The lady in-bred is dancing with me, cheek to nose.
There’s nobody here, they fled I suppose. (Coz you’ve got eleven toes.)
And even if I were to gouge out my eyes,
I’ll never forget the way you look tonight.

I’ve never met a woman whose brother is her father too,
Seen a club foot in a high heel shoe.
I’ve never seen so many people laughing as they point at your face
Or call you a genetic disgrace. You’re like an alien race.
And I’ve never seen an eye so lazy,
Or a skull so oddly shaped and lacking chins. (And are those fins?)

The lady in-bred is dancing with me, cheek to ear.
I never much liked this blind date idea. (Wish I wasn’t here.)
I’ll wake in a sweat, and scream out in fright,
Coz I won’t forget the way you look tonight.
Wish I could forget the way you look tonight.
The lady in-bred,
The lady in-bred,
The lady in-bred,
My lady’s in-bred.