You're in for a big surprise.

You might by rights have quite a fright;

You won't believe your eyes.

The witching hour's chimed its bells,

But you won't find us mixing spells;

Tonight's the night that everyone goes to Sainsbury's.

It doesn't close, and there, who knows

What people you might meet?

To socialize nocturnal-wise

It simply can't be beat.

Cinderella's left the ball,

But we're not leaving, not at all;

Tonight's the night that everyone's gone to Sainsbury's.

If you go down to Fosse Park tonight,

You're in for quite a shock.

Illuminated by moonlight

A thousand shoppers flock.

Wee Willie Winkie's cried his cry,

But here the cheer is 'Buy, buy, buy!';

Tonight's the night that everyone went to Sainsbury's!