| The train was delayed
The announcer sayed, Boo hoo! Boo hoo! He hastened to claim He wasn't to blame. Says you! Says you! "The fault wasn't mine, The weather's too fine, There's an octopus on The Euston line, It's true, true, true, true, true!"
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"It's ten minutes late,
You'll just have to wait." I'll sue! I'll sue! And then I suppose If you watched his nose, It grew! It grew! "The train's up a tree, It fell in the sea, The Martians have landed On Platform Three, It's true, true, true, true, true!"
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| Something was wrong,
It wouldn't be long, He knew! He knew! "We hope you don't mind, We're a little behind." I do! I do! "The driver's in bed, We think he's dead, The signalman's dog's Got an ingrowing head, It's true, true, true, true, true!" |
It never arrived,
We went deprived. I cried! I cried! I hitched a lift (The knack's a gift). A ride! A ride! "There wasn't a train (He went on to explain). We're sorry it never will Happen again, We lied, lied, lied, lied, lied!" |
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