Did I tell you my car was hit by an articulated lorry? I can't remember. Anyway, it was. But I survived, oddly enough. Oh, and I was stopped by the police yesterday. Apparently I'd got my brake lights on, and one of them wasn't working. You'd think the fact that one of them wasn't working would make it only half as bad that they were on at all, but he seemed to think that made it worse.

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